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Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?" The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony,

It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church. Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked. The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door. The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked "Who is it"? The reply from behind the door was "Its the blind man". The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight no problem they figured, and let him in. Upon opening the door, in entered a burly man in coveralls and said "Holy shit sister nice tits!! ..

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty year

Student Insults It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. I would not allow this student to breed. Since m