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Under the executioner's hood, with the cover of the dark, he is like a wolf looking foe food, seeking his next mark. On the prowl with his weapon of choice, a farmers tool in his hand, be careful if you hear his voice, because on your head his weapon might land. Mattock is his name, he hates everyone, maiming is his favorite game, he leaves alive no one. 206

One night these two midget brothers walk into a bar and one says "Man I'm tired of screwing midget girls lets screw real women." So the other guy agreed. 5 minutes later two blonde's walk into the bar and sit by the two midgets. So the four of them get talking and the midgets ask if they want to come to there hotel rooms and stay the night and have sex. So the two blonde's decide to go. In the first room the blonde and the midget were getting it on when the midget says "Oh baby, I'm sorry this has never happened before, but I can't get hard" So they give up and lay down to go asleep. But through the wall from the second room they hear "1

Jack and Jill Rhyme Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Men insults I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot. If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards. You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt. Insulting women I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down

Student Insults It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. I would not allow this student to breed. Since m

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty year

It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church. Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked. The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door. The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked "Who is it"? The reply from behind the door was "Its the blind man". The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight no problem they figured, and let him in. Upon opening the door, in entered a burly man in coveralls and said "Holy shit sister nice tits!! ..

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?" The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony,

Humans The world of humans, full of hate and greed. Love is forever gone, humans think only of lust and need. Animals,our fellow living beings, we treat them as if they were stupid THINGS. But they helped us become smarter, we imitated their fins,claws and wings. Once we were all on the same level, we cam from the same primordial soup. But we strayed,started making houses out of gravel, our evolution since then has stopped,it repeats itself in a loop. 206