Current Residence: Canada,Toronto
Favourite style of art: Our styles
Shell of choice: No shell SKELETONS
Wallpaper of choice: a horrific one
Skin of choice: no skin SKELETONS
The Story of MattockThe Story of Mattock by ~TheSkeletons-206
Under the executioner's hood,
with the cover of the dark,
he is like a wolf looking foe food,
seeking his next mark.
On the prowl with his weapon of choice,
a farmers tool in his hand,
be careful if you hear his voice,
because on your head his weapon might land.
Mattock is his name,
he hates everyone,
maiming is his favorite game,
he leaves alive no one.
The MidgetsOne night these two midget brothers walk into a bar and one says "Man I'm tired of screwing midget girls lets screw real women." So the other guy agreed.The Midgets by ~TheSkeletons-206
5 minutes later two blonde's walk into the bar and sit by the two midgets.
So the four of them get talking and the midgets ask if they want to come to there hotel rooms and stay the night and have sex.
So the two blonde's decide to go.
In the first room the blonde and the midget were getting it on when the midget says "Oh baby, I'm sorry this has never happened before, but I can't get hard"
So they give up and lay down to go asleep. But through the wall from the second room they hear "1, 2, 3 uh 1, 2, 3 uh", which keeps up all night long.
So the next day after the blonde's leave the brothers meet each other again and discuss how there night went.
The first midget says "Oh, my night was terrible. I just couldn't get hard."
The second midget replies "Mine was worse than that"
"What do you mean" said the first guy. "I heard you going "1,
Jack and Jill---todayJack and Jill RhymeJack and Jill---today by ~TheSkeletons-206
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son
Insults part 2Men insultsInsults part 2 by ~TheSkeletons-206
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
10 signs--You must be trailer trash
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this."
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.
You think a woman wh