The Story of MattockUnder the executioner's hood, with the cover of the dark, he is like a wolf looking foe food, seeking his next mark. On the prowl with his weapon of choice, a farmers tool in his hand, be careful if you hear his voice, because on your head his weapon might land. Mattock is his name, he hates everyone, maiming is his favorite game, he leaves alive no one.The Story of Mattock
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The MidgetsOne night these two midget brothers walk into a bar and one says "Man I'm tired of screwing midget girls lets screw real women." So the other guy agreed.The Midgets
5 minutes later two blonde's walk into the bar and sit by the two midgets.
So the four of them get talking and the midgets ask if they want to come to there hotel rooms and stay the night and have sex.
So the two blonde's decide to go.
In the first room the blonde and the midget were getting it on when the midget says "Oh baby, I'm sorry this has never happened before, but I can't get hard"
So they give up and lay down to go as
Jack and Jill---todayJack and Jill RhymeJack and Jill---today
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.
Insulting women
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
Do you still love
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He who is drunk from wine can sober up, he who is drunk from wealth cannot!
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He who is drunk from wine can sober up, he who is drunk from wealth cannot!
We shall find out who is right when we die.
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[Pyramid Head Fan]
-Chainsaws Locust and screams at the TV while doing so-
"YEEEAAAAAGGGHHH! Bitch!"
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"... Set apart the Messiah as Lord in your hearts, and always be ready to give a defense to anyone who asks you for a reason for the hope that is in you." - 1Pet. 3:15
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-Chainsaws Locust and screams at the TV while doing so-
"YEEEAAAAAGGGHHH! Bitch!"
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